Tommy Gimler : Hairy Nipples

01. Pornstar Girlfriend

02. Two-Pump Chump

03. Midgets Are People, Too

04. Jacko

05. Shit

06. Fat Chicks Need Dick As Well

07. Diseased

08. The Hypocrite

09. You Make Me Breathe

10. Family

11. Dreams

12. Rb

13. Donnie Warts

***You are currently listening to track 3: midgets are people too.***

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Released in 2004, Hairy Nipples was Gimler's first full-length album. With instant classics such as Pornstar Girlfriend, Two-Pump Chump, and Jacko, Gimler quickly found a fan base in such confusing post-9/11 times. Here's what others have said about 2004's Hairy Nipples:

"I married Gimler's sister. The album? Never heard it."
- Brian Portz, fat

"If you give me some money, I'll say whatever you want about this album. I just did a commercial for some land for sale in Arkansas, and I don't even know where that country is, bro!"
- Eric Estrada, CHIPs actor that has been worthless since

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