TOMMY GIMLER
The Band...
 
  
Formed in 2007 in a barn on the east side of Westchester, CA, The Triple D's have been bringing joy to both drunks and toddlers all over Southern California. With skills that range from elite to suspect at best, The Triple D's know how to do one thing and only one thing right: party. An abnormally large amount of unplanned pregnancies, DUI's, and sheep sacrifices have been reported following Triple D's performances. In 2008, they were banned from Sudan for being funny. In 2009, all six people who live in Wyoming attended their performance at a Protestant campground in Beulah. With their manager and drummer both back after a lengthy rehab stint to combat sex addiction, The Triple D's are at full strength and rocking a Southern California venue near you.
    



Steve Altenberg

Instrument : Lead Guitar

Favorite Gimler Tune : Mustache Ride (but this may change later)

When I am not tearing it up with The Triple D's : I'm still playing my guitar. Dedication, baby.

If I was a hot dog : I would be hot!

Favorite Musician: Used to be Jimmy Page, but then I heard Avril Lavigne. Don't know now.

Sin of choice: Gambling, Blow, or Hookers : Gambling

Oldest woman you have slept with : 42

As a kid, my lunchbox had : nothing on it. I still brown bag it to this day.

Worst Kevin Costner movie : The Postman

If you lost a bet, who would plow: Rosie O'Donnell, Kirstie Alley, or Bradley Cooper? Kirstie Alley

Did O.J. do it? I wasn't there. Possibly. What do you think?

How much money have you donated to Haiti? $20.00

How much money have you spent on booze this week? $23.00

Favorite minority celebrity : Salma Hayek

Which movie is it most OK to laugh during: Old Yeller, Schindler's List, or Meet Dave? Old Yeller

Most likely to have an STD: Tiger Woods, Warren Beatty, Charlie Sheen, or Jack Nicholson? All except Nicholson.

The first time my girlfriend farted around me : I was amazed she could synchronize it with the slamming of her car door.

What is worse for your health: Cigarettes, Soda, or Stuart Scott? Cigarettes

What is the worst song of all time: Rico Suave, Sussuido, or the Canadian National Anthem? Rico Suave

When I am bored at church/temple : I stop going there.

Weakest member of Tommy Gimler and The Triple D's : Tommy. He sucks.

Least amount of talent: Tom Hanks, Paul McCartney, or Ashlee Simpson? Ashlee Simpson

Minutes it took you to fill out this survey : 7.5 minutes  
  


Will Batts


Instrument : Drums

Favorite Gimler Tune : My Stink, Looks Weird, and Mustache Ride (tie)

When I am not tearing it up with The Triple D's : I'm tagging the alphabet & my initials on billboards, buildings & bridges

If I was a hot dog : I would find a nice warm bun to wrap up in.          

Favorite Musician : Bernard "Pretty" Purdie

Sin of choice: Gambling, Blow, or Hookers : Gambling

Oldest woman you have slept with : was for 4 hours

As a kid, my lunchbox had : W I L L on it.

Worst Kevin Costner movie : Great Balls of Fire

If you lost a bet, who would plow: Rosie O'Donnell, Kirstie Alley, or Bradley Cooper? Kirstie Alley

Did O.J. do it? Yes

How much money have you donated to Haiti? None :(

How much money have you spent on booze this week? None. It was free:)

Favorite minority celebrity: Katt Williams

Which movie is it most OK to laugh during: Old Yeller, Schindler's List, or Meet Dave? Meet Dave because i haven't seen it.

Most likely to have an STD: Tiger Woods, Warren Beatty, Charlie Sheen, or Jack Nicholson? Jack Nicholson

The first time my girlfriend farted around me: I pretended not to notice.

What is worse for your health: Cigarettes, Soda, or Stuart Scott? Scotch

What is the worst song of all time: Rico Suave, Sussuido, or the Canadian National Anthem? Sussuido

When I am bored at church/temple: I trip out on the thought that we fucking exist in a universe against all probability that nothing whatsoever would ever exist!

Weakest member of Tommy Gimler and The Triple D's: Please don't beat me up for this Pock.

Least amount of talent: Tom Hanks, Paul McCartney, or Ashlee Simpson? Please don't beat me up for this Ashlee.

Minutes it took you to fill out this survey: 4,320 minutes
  


Adam Pockross

Instrument : Bass

Favorite Gimler Tune : Short Bus

When I am not tearing it up with The Triple D's : I'm dreaming about tearing it up with The Triple D’s.

If I was a hot dog : I would never leave the house.

Favorite Musician : Tommy Gimler and Hootie

Sin of choice: Gambling, Blow, or Hookers : Blowing gambling hookers

Oldest woman you have slept with : so old I couldn’t ask her age

As a kid, my lunchbox had : Tommy Gimler on it.

Worst Kevin Costner movie : There are no bad Kevin Costner movies (only bad critics).

If you lost a bet, who would plow: Rosie O'Donnell, Kirstie Alley, or Bradley Cooper? Does it count if I already plowed Rosie?

Did O.J. do it? Rosie O’Donnell did it.

How much money have you donated to Haiti? Two texts

How much money have you spent on booze this week? If I don’t, my girl won’t sleep with me. I’ve done the math.

Favorite minority celebrity : Woody Allen

Which movie is it most OK to laugh during: Old Yeller, Schindler's List, or Meet Dave? I’m always a sucker for some good Jewish humor.

Most likely to have an STD: Tiger Woods, Warren Beatty, Charlie Sheen, or Jack Nicholson? Tommy Gimler's pet gerbil

The first time my girlfriend farted around me : I made sweet love to her under the stars.

What is worse for your health: Cigarettes, Soda, or Stuart Scott? Fried cigarettes with butter sauce. Mmmm.

What is the worst song of all time: Rico Suave, Sussuido, or the Canadian National Anthem? R.E.M.

When I am bored at church/temple : I think about Satan.

Weakest member of Tommy Gimler and The Triple D's : Howie

Least amount of talent: Tom Hanks, Paul McCartney, or Ashlee Simpson? Howie

Minutes it took you to fill out this survey : the editing took a while.
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